Tag: humor
group name: gatherbroadcast
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . .
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October 03, 2008 10:32 AM EDT --
We've switched the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin with Grand Ol' Opry Star, Sarah Ophlia Colley Cannon (a.k.a. Minnie Pearl).
Will voters notice the difference?
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November 10, 2008 01:17 PM EST --
Author Jeremy Butterfield has written a book, Damp Squid , which should have broad appeal. It is about misused and overused words. You may have a part of your brain where you store some personal least . . .
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November 19, 2008 02:50 PM EST --
An ode to pings
This is in response to Kevin, the site wizard's comment that pings are going to be limited from now on, because of spam!
Pings you were here for me.
Pings you set me free . . .
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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September 27, 2008 10:24 PM EDT --
In a major surprise announcement, a totally unknown incumbent entered the race for president. A Adam’s Apple from Missouri, addressed swarms of reporters in front of the state building, with his campaign . . .
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July 07, 2008 06:45 PM EDT --
OLGA'S ODDMENTS AND OTHER THINGS
Well, we have been having a time here
down at Otto's trying to decide what to call
this column. I like Olga's Oddments, but
Otto says . . .
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May 31, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
Are you?
Very quietly confided to my friend
that I was having an affair.
He turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'! . . .
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September 12, 2008 05:02 PM EDT --
Having already used up my three score and ten, mostly on trivia, I resolved on my 70th birthday to spend at least two . . .
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October 23, 2008 08:26 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere . . .
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October 27, 2008 04:11 PM EDT --
To know that one has enough is to be rich.
This has has such a nice sound to it, perhaps even a touch of meter. I feel a little breath of mysticism, perhaps from the east. Maybe from a . . .
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . .
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November 05, 2008 11:44 PM EST --
I think it is appropriate that my one of my first few columns should deal with the most fundamental truth about men, and that is this: Men are simple.
I know some of you may be thinking . . .
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October 29, 2008 02:43 PM EDT --
Spooky Spooky October 28, 2008
This time of year an atypical amount of squash appears in so many places. Along with spider webs, skeletons, sheets recycled into limp ghosts, and those . . .
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November 07, 2008 07:06 PM EST --
Though an Obama supporter, in an honest show of bipartisanship, I am going to come to Sarah Palin’s defense and state that I believe that it is possible, even quite likely that Palin knows and has known . . .
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November 15, 2008 08:03 PM EST --
I was driving home tonite when I noticed that the car behind me kept getting to close for comfort. I looked in my reaview mirror to see the person, with her head tilted back applying . . .
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November 13, 2008 10:16 PM EST --
Men love long hair...on women, that is. No matter what your husband, lover, boyfriend or significant other may say, all things being equal, your guy would rather see your hair long and luxurious than short . . .
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November 24, 2008 06:56 PM EST --
If you haven't received this via email friends who send you too many "funny" things yet, here it is for you. I threw a few chicken (well, rooster) photos in for your enjoyment.
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November 15, 2008 07:08 AM EST --
I am gonna admit something to y'all here that I didn't think was possible. Something y'all will swear I'm lying about. Something that seems improbable, but, if I'm totally honest with . . .
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September 19, 2008 08:59 AM EDT --
INTERVIEW WITH HOLLY JAHANGIRI AND JORDAN M. VINYARD
Author and Illustrator of Trockle
Does your child have a monster under his/her bed? Does your monster have a child over his bed? . . .
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